"Winter is the time of year when Mother Nature makes her best attempt to kill you." --Garrison Keillor
That might not be word for word because I heard him say it on the radio. But all the same, it captures the spirit of what he meant, even if a bit paraphrased.
5 Reasons why January is stupid:
1) The concussive sounds that come from your walls in the middle of the night, due to the cold
2) The way your car windows get frost on them -- ON THE INSIDE
3) Sweating through the layers you need to wear if you're outside for more than 40 seconds
4) Reaching a point when anything above zero seems reasonable
5) The beginning of two months worth of commercials highlighting the tone-deaf chuckleheads who try out for "American Idol" (I didn't say they all had to do with the weather.)
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